"Baby dragons can't figure out humans—if they didn't want to be killed, why are they made of meat and treasure?"
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thecube42:

xkharlan:

thecube42:

thecube42:

Stoick is at the dentist’s and he’s given nitrous oxide

Stoick the Gassed

Hiccup comes up with a sassy-ass comeback to Stoick’s rant

Stoick the Sassed

Stoick is the main support for the sails on a ship.

Stoick the mast

Stoick destroys the statue of Thor with his own hands

Stoick the Iconoclast

Stoick is no more.

Stoick the Past

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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

And then you can dick around senior year. That’s when you dick around.